Most absurd pickup line that you have ever heard?

[Rocky]

if it worked all the better.

Here is the best one I ever heard that ACTUALLY WORKED.


Guy starts talking to a girl at a pub, eventually the conversation turns to school.

him: oh, you are a student...what is your major?

her: I'm taking sociology

Him: Wow, Sociology...thats pretty interesting. I am a cunnilingus major.


They left together.

 

[Mr_You]

lame.

 

[RJ2213]

baby, if you were a booger, i'd pick you.

i dated her for about 4months after that

 

[BertG]

I lost my number...
Can I have yours?

Baby you look good!
The only thing I can say you would look better in would be my bed sheets.

 

[cellardweller]

Show me your tits.

 

[phyrexia]

Duncan's LiveWire stuff.

Oh, wha?

 

[RJ2213]

Duncan's LiveWire stuff.

Oh, wha?

i actually have a guitar with those in it. its a one trick pony but it does that trick **** well.

 

[kylek]

If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

Can I pee on you?

 

[atonal]

Not sure if this is how it goes.....


Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[dmt]

Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

 

[jtb226]

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: What?

Guy: When you fell from Heaven...did it hurt?

or...my personal favorite...

Guy: Did you know today is National Math Day? We should go upstairs. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply. :lol:

 

[dayn]

+1 on nice shoes, wanna f#ck?

 

[AustinK]

Can I pee on you?

Is this R Kellys pick up line? :lol:

 

[phyrexia]

If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

oh dude I love that one haha

 

[DeFrag]

"I may not be the best looking guy in this room... but I'm talking to you."

 

[RJ2213]

"so my friend over there is a little shy, but he was wondering if you thought i was hot?"

 

[fatoni]

got it all wrong. lines are made to save face if they fail. example: wanna dance?...NO, you must have misunderstood me, i said your *** looks huge in those pants. you say that with authority and it doesnt matter if it makes sense

 

[metalhead51105]

i lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight?

hi my name is jon i have lots of money i play guitar and i have a HUGE dick wanna ****?

girl: *lights cigarette*
guy: *lights cigarette*
guy: looks around and finally says hi
girl: hi
guy: waits a little bit then says "you know thats really bad for you"
predicted girl reaction: what the cigarette? its bad for you too.
guy: no no just the way your thinking about me right now *gives a smirk flicks his cigarette and walks away*

more later if i think of them