Upon Picking up your Mark V

[Mark Fore]

Agenda: Day 1-
* Gloat at the store for a while and walk out slow, drive home fast making sure no one follows
* Stare at the box (take a picture)
* Unpack slowly (take a picture)
* Set the amp on top of cab
* Stare at the amp on top of cab (take a picture)
* Turn it on and leave it on stand-by for an hour (take a picture)
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Take a full rig picture
* Jam for an hour
* Post pictures

 

[ryjan]

:lol: Dont forget in between every channel to call all your friends giggle like a girl and say dude, listen to it now, wait, now listen, ok, how bout now with more gain.

 

[dodger916]

You forgot something: POST SOUNDCLIPS to make us all jealous!!

 

[pokerrules47]

Also don't forget to show your wife, kids, dog, parrot, hamster, cat, fish and lizards your new amp! None of them will appreciate it, but maybe one of them will appreciate your glee!

Then, drag your wife to your studio room and make her listen to you noodle through the different features and stuff and watch her as she nods her head with feigned interest. Ask her how it sounds and believe her when she patronizes you with a "that sounds great honey... yes definitely better than any of your previous ones"....

 

[Shang Chi 66]

Agenda: Day 1-
* Gloat at the store for a while and walk out slow, drive home fast making sure no one follows
* Stare at the box (take a picture)
* Unpack slowly (take a picture)
* Set the amp on top of cab
* Stare at the amp on top of cab (take a picture)
* Turn it on and leave it on stand-by for an hour (take a picture)
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Take a full rig picture
* Jam for an hour
* Post pictures

Me: After all of that, go and change underwear! :lol: :mrgreen:

 

[lesterpaul]

Agenda: Day 1-
* Gloat at the store for a while and walk out slow, drive home fast making sure no one follows
* Stare at the box (take a picture)
* Unpack slowly (take a picture)
* Set the amp on top of cab
* Stare at the amp on top of cab (take a picture)
* Turn it on and leave it on stand-by for an hour (take a picture)
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Take a full rig picture
* Jam for an hour
* Post pictures

...forgot "take your Geritol...don't put your false teeth on top of MK V....ask your grandson how the MK V sounds"....because WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE SOOOO FU**IN OLD WHEN THIS FREAK GETS HERE!!!

 

[Shang Chi 66]

Agenda: Day 1-
* Gloat at the store for a while and walk out slow, drive home fast making sure no one follows
* Stare at the box (take a picture)
* Unpack slowly (take a picture)
* Set the amp on top of cab
* Stare at the amp on top of cab (take a picture)
* Turn it on and leave it on stand-by for an hour (take a picture)
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Take a full rig picture
* Jam for an hour
* Post pictures

...forgot "take your Geritol...don't put your false teeth on top of MK V....ask your grandson how the MK V sounds"....because WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE SOOOO FU**IN OLD WHEN THIS FREAK GETS HERE!!!

Agenda: Day 1-
* Gloat at the store for a while and walk out slow, drive home fast making sure no one follows
* Stare at the box (take a picture)
* Unpack slowly (take a picture)
* Set the amp on top of cab
* Stare at the amp on top of cab (take a picture)
* Turn it on and leave it on stand-by for an hour (take a picture)
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it dry exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch1.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch2.
* Play throught it w/ FX exploring the options of each mode/EQ on Ch3.
* Take a full rig picture
* Jam for an hour
* Post pictures

...forgot "take your Geritol...don't put your false teeth on top of MK V....ask your grandson how the MK V sounds"....because WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE SOOOO FU**IN OLD WHEN THIS FREAK GETS HERE!!!

HA! Dig it! If ya have,nt already, have a peek at the, "I want my Mark 5" thread.

 

[lerxst88]

Jam for an hour?!?! I think you should jam for a minimum 5 hours

 

[phyrexia]

Lester, I saw your amp on the PO when we got our Electradyne today...

 

[lesterpaul]

ahhhhouuuuuu!!!signs of life!!!!!maybe the V will beat the arrival of my walkin' cane, after all!!??we will make a big time out of it, regardless!

 

[bryan_kilco]

you forgot the part where you would masturbate furiously in between channels.

 

[kiff]

but that would add at least 5 minutes to the whole process :shock:

 

[Mark Fore]

you forgot the part where you would masturbate furiously in between channels.

At least you didn't say "in between the EQ sliders"... that would require a factory clean up. ("Clean up on slider 5") :lol:

 

[EricFeliciano]

Day 1:
* Drive 45 minutes in traffic to Mesa Hollywood
* Walk in, pick up box, throw $1600 cash at sales associate, run to car holding box for dear life
* Drive 5 minutes home in traffic
* Open box
* Cry
* Take amp out, rest it on Recto 2x12
* Cry and take pictures
* Put amp on standby
* Make love to my girlfriend for 1 hour
* Turn amp on
* Make guitar love to Mark V for the rest of my life

It will be a glorius day!

 

[MrMarkIII]

TMI!

 

[DudewithFr0]

you forgot the part where you would masturbate furiously in between channels.

Im pretty sure the amp in mark 2c+ mode will take care of any sexual desires we have :lol:

 

[MarkIVwidebody]

WTF? Mine will be on standby for 40 to 60 seconds, Mark IIC channel, EQ in "v" settings, 10watt mode. Turn amp on, tweak for best lead tone-then do the other shiiittttt....

 

[spacin007]

"Then, drag your wife to your studio room and make her listen to you noodle through the different features and stuff and watch her as she nods her head with feigned interest"

Pretty much her response.

Gladly, she did not ask about the cost...

 

[kiff]

Day 1:
* Drive 45 minutes in traffic to Mesa Hollywood
* Walk in, pick up box, throw $1600 cash at sales associate, run to car holding box for dear life
* Drive 5 minutes home in traffic
* Open box
* Cry
* Take amp out, rest it on Recto 2x12
* Cry and take pictures
* Put amp on standby
* Make love to my girlfriend for 1 hour
* Turn amp on
* Make guitar love to Mark V for the rest of my life

It will be a glorius day!

make sure you post pics!

 

[Anonymous]

this may sound bad but i'll arrange for my family to go away for a weekend so i can play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!