Good call Russ. Made up some new rules, no cursing for the kiddies. Insults are always funnier when they are creative. You can tell when someone is losing an argument when they start droping the f-bomb every other word. I am remaining neutral but ill give you guys an example.
Ill really try to dumb this one up.
" dude, Mark 4 owners would get KILLED!! Reasons bieng
1. Mark 4 owners all have wicked bad mullets. Mullets bad, remember Royce vs. Kimo.
2. ALL mark 4 owners smoke ciggarettes! it is a proven fact. Everyone knows smoking ruins your stamina/wind.
3. Mark 4 owners muscles have wasted away from years of twisting knobs trying to find that wrath of god tone (unsuccesfully) and the short version of the Mark 4 was origionally intended for extremely weak individuals or people with purses.
4. Lastly Mark 4 owners are all extremely OLD. Remember this amp came out when AXl rose was cool.
( again the above is just an example, I am totally joking and the Mark 4 is one of the best amps ever of course. Just do this like a comedy roast.
What I just wrote contained no valuable information, I barely stuck to the point and you are in fact now more stupid for having read it.