Jan notice that her husband Jim been playing golf more often. She was getting suspicious that instead of playing golf, he's having an affair.
Jan confronted Jim and asked: "Are you having an affair instead of playing golf. I notice you say you are going to golf course more often now."
Jim: "No, I'm just having a greater interest playing golf."
Jan: "Alright, then for our Anniversary, I want a custom set golf of golf clubs. I want to join you playing golf."
Jim a bit reluctant agrees.
After a day of golf, Jan say: "That was fun! I'm sorry I accuse you of having an affair. I realize golf is fun. ..." [pause] "... I want to asks you a hypothetical question. Say, forbid something happens to you, but say you were killed in an accident or you died from a heart attack, or cancer or some fatal disease, would you allow me to re-married?"
Jim: "Yes, you could remarry."
Jan: "Would you allow this new husband to sleep in our current bed. I know we bought this bed for our 2nd Anniversary present."
Jim: "Yes, he could sleep in our bed."
Jan: "If he has the same physique as you, I am I allow him to wear your custom suits?"
Jim: "Yes."
Jan: "Would you allow me to play with your custom golf clubs? I know you cherish your golf club set."
Jim: "Yes."
Jan: "Me too, if I died, killed, I would allow you to remarry, allow this new girl to sleep in our bed, and if this new girl is my size, allow her to wear my clothing and of course allow to use my golf club set.
Jim: "But she's left handed!"
[silents] Jim: "Opps".
