This is only a guess, but I suspect you were hearing extreme crossover distortion.
The 'Simulclass' sockets in Mark IVs (and Simul Sats) aren't well-matched to most EL34s. If you look at most Mesa amps that can switch bias between 6L6 and EL34, you get around -55V in 6L6 mode, and around -39V in EL34 mode. And since just about all the amps use the same power transformer now, it's a pretty good apples-to-apples comparison.
I have a recent Mark IV, and it has about -53V on the inner sockets, and about -49V on the outers. That outer number will have most any EL34 running EXTREMELY cold.
I have a bunch of "Siemens" EL34s, and I probably went through forty of them before I found a pair that idled properly in the outer sockets.